It goes without saying there are loads of pics out there of models who do not look like that in real life. You don’t have to be a photoshop hero to pull it off these days. Just pull up the app store on your phone, do a little searching and presto change-o – you’ve got a handy little 99 cent …
No whales or hippos allowed
It was the furthest thing from my mind, but my ears heard it right… Nightclub hosts are the unfiltered voice of the “good looks” Nazis. I don’t mean the crazy nut jobs you find plastered on every page of the net. More like the gatekeeper kind when you’re looking for the right opportunity to get in front …
DAMN! She was told to drink water for 24 hours and still got fired
You’re going to be shocked when you hear about this one. Although… I’ll be honest, I’m not surprised… I talked about this in yesterdays’ email. If you missed it, you can go to my site in the articles section and catch up. Here’s the quick recap – I told the story of the Borgata Babes. Cocktail waitresses in NJ who …
Sorry. You’re too fat and way too skinny
Looking back to when you first signed the consent form and ‘got the job’, it wasn’t an issue. There was no way you’d ever be on the receiving end of staff snorting like a pig as you walked by. Nope! You were just the right “fit” for the position. As slick as they think they are, you knew exactly what …
Are you sporting a waffle bottom?
It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but you know you’re sporting that tread down there. Looking like it got hit with a man hole cover in the baking hot sun. What you probably don’t know is how it even happened. It started in the kitchen and launched one of the biggest brands in history. I’m talking about NIKE! …
Feeling like a squishy marshmallow and what to do about it
Walking down the aisle of the grocery store, there they were. Delectable white plump cylinders of Tom Snackery. I grabbed the pack, cuz I just can’t help myself. Not for the reason you’re probably thinking either. I turn the package over to read what they put in these devilish little delights (it’s a good reminder of …
Why men don’t care about DDs
Ever wonder why men stare? They aren’t even slick about it either. Well, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret… It ain’t your Designer Duds. I know it’s a shocker – lol But men just don’t care about YSL, Fendi, or them new ‘Jimmy’ Choo Choo’s you got for half off. They …
Don’t be shy, get un-comfortable girl
Today we are gonna talk about your favorite subject, Instagram OR how my clients call it – Insta-sluting. *Tongue in cheek of course :)* Insta has done a lot for my business and a bunch of my clients as well. If you’re on my list of email subscribers, there’s a good chance you found me from one …
Lined up like cattle, off to the slaughter
In the coming weeks, ranchers will start going through their herds in anticipation of the end of summer. Preparations have already started, getting ready for the ‘Changing of the Venues’. Cattle are brought out of their work pens, lining them up for inspection. It’s a fast and brutal process. Producers are spared, writing down their digits for future reference. The …
Forgive me Sidney for I have sinned…
You shouldn’t have done that You definately know better With all that ANY adult would disapprove of it You don’t need my forgiveness No need to pour out your soul to a high priest of some moral order, confessing your sins Nor should you seek it from him, her, them – anyone Forgiveness can only come from deep inside you …