27 layers of photoshop fitness models

Sidney Wilson fitness article

It goes without saying there are loads of pics out there of models who do not look like that in real life. You don’t have to be a photoshop hero to pull it off these days. Just pull up the app store on your phone, do a little searching and presto change-o – you’ve got a handy little 99 cent …

No whales or hippos allowed

Sidney Wilson fitness article

It was the furthest thing from my mind, but my ears heard it right…   Nightclub hosts are the unfiltered voice of the “good looks” Nazis.    I don’t mean the crazy nut jobs you find plastered on every page of the net.    More like the gatekeeper kind when you’re looking for the right opportunity to get in front …

Sorry. You’re too fat and way too skinny

Sidney Wilson fitness article

Looking back to when you first signed the consent form and ‘got the job’, it wasn’t an issue. There was no way you’d ever be on the receiving end of staff snorting like a pig as you walked by. Nope! You were just the right “fit” for the position. As slick as they think they are, you knew exactly what …

Are you sporting a waffle bottom?

Sidney Wilson fitness article

It’s nothing to be ashamed of, but you know you’re sporting that tread down there. Looking like it got hit with a man hole cover in the baking hot sun.   What you probably don’t know is how it even happened.  It started in the kitchen and launched one of the biggest brands in history.   I’m talking about NIKE! …

Why men don’t care about DDs

Sidney Wilson fitness article

Ever wonder why men stare?   They aren’t even slick about it either.    Well, I’m gonna let you in on a little secret…   It ain’t your Designer Duds.    I know it’s a shocker – lol   But men just don’t care about YSL, Fendi, or them new ‘Jimmy’ Choo Choo’s you got for half off.    They …

Don’t be shy, get un-comfortable girl

Sidney Wilson fitness article

Today we are gonna talk about your favorite subject, Instagram OR how my clients call it – Insta-sluting.   *Tongue in cheek of course :)*   Insta has done a lot for my business and a bunch of my clients as well.    If you’re on my list of email subscribers, there’s a good chance you found me from one …

Lined up like cattle, off to the slaughter

Sidney Wilson fitness article

In the coming weeks, ranchers will start going through their herds in anticipation of the end of summer. Preparations have already started, getting ready for the ‘Changing of the Venues’. Cattle are brought out of their work pens, lining them up for inspection. It’s a fast and brutal process. Producers are spared, writing down their digits for future reference. The …

Forgive me Sidney for I have sinned…

Sidney Wilson fitness article

You shouldn’t have done that You definately know better With all that ANY adult would disapprove of it You don’t need my forgiveness No need to pour out your soul to a high priest of some moral order, confessing your sins Nor should you seek it from him, her, them – anyone Forgiveness can only come from deep inside you …